- Anti Joke

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?