Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Anti Joke

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