What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Anti Joke

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