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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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