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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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