- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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