- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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