- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A man did not like this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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