- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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