- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??