Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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