Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Potassium? K.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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