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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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