- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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