- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

if you are reading this your wasting your time

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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