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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

autistic kids rock

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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