- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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