Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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