hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Your face is hilarious.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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