- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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