- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

All of these jokes are about white people

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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