- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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