What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Badabing.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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You are joking right?

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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