- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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