- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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