- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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