- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Neither did she.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

These Jokes suck.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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