here's a joke... the american education society

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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