- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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