I'm Coming

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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quantum physics?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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