How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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