- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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