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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Chuck Norris.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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