i found waldo.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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