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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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