Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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