Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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