what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

i saw amango it splootered

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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