- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Knock Knock Come in

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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