- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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