It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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