Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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