You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

b

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...