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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where's mom I killed her

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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