Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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