- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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