what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Anti Joke

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