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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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