What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Anti Joke

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