- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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