- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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