- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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