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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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