How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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