a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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