- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A van drives into a car.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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