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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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