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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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