Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Error 37.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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