- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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