- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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