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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Apple hates Blackberry.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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