- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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