Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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outside your comfort zone

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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