I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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jews

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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