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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's 9+10? 19

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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