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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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