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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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