What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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