- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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