Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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