- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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