Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Ben Corbishley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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