Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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One, two, three, four and five

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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