- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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