- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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