- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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