What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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alert('The Game')

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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