- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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