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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

I put my baby in a microwave.

Once upon a time a was born

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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