Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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