- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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