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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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