- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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