An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Peas

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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