Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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