- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

You sick fiend

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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