- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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