im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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