How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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