- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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