I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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