'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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